"Bitchin' Camaro"...

[mattndallas]

read the article, and name the artist...

From the IRL website...

"Lucky Texas fan could win Camaro: Texas Motor Speedway always has offered some of the most unique promotions for Indy Racing League fans, and this year is no exception leading up to the season-ending Chevy 500 on Sept. 15 at TMS.

A lucky fan who predicts the winner of the tight Indy Racing League championship race could drive away from TMS in a new Chevrolet Camaro after the Chevy 500.

Fans may fill out an entry form and mark their choice of four IRL drivers in contention for the 2002 championship – Helio Castroneves, Gil de Ferran, Sam Hornish Jr. or Felipe Giaffone. The forms will then be dropped in the appropriate driver’s barrel. During the IRL championship celebration following the Chevy 500, the newly crowned series champion will draw an entry from his barrel on the speedway frontstretch. That lucky fan will win a red 2002 Chevy Camaro, complete with Texas Motor Speedway racing decals.

Fans may enter the contest in a variety of ways. Local radio station KZPS-FM will register fans at numerous remote broadcasts during the next two weeks and The Dallas Morning News also will have mail-in entry forms in the paper beginning Aug. 30. Fans also may register during race week activities at The Dallas Morning News and KZPS display areas along the souvenir midway outside the speedway gates."

[Micki]

Dead Milkmen

[mattndallas]

Originally posted by starrcam:
<STRONG>Dead Milkmen</STRONG>

That didn't take long.

[hopcam]

Some of us are punks from way back...

[mattndallas]

My bad, I thought we were all jobless Gomers.

[LorenzoBandini]

Originally posted by starrcam:
<STRONG>Dead Milkmen</STRONG>

"Head-on collision, Bodies everywhere! Head-on Collison... ******* beware!"

[KevMcNJ]

I ran over
some old lady
last night at the county fair
and I didnt get a ticket
cuz my dads the mayor
Bitchin Camaro Bitchin Camaro
hey man where ya headed
Bitchin Camaro Bitchin Camaro
Im drunk on unleaded!

Ahhhhh memories Big Lizard in my back yard

[mattndallas]

Originally posted by KevMcNJ:
<STRONG>
and I didnt get a ticket
cuz my dads the mayor

Ahhhhh memories Big Lizard in my back yard</STRONG>

ONE night at the county fair...

I didn't get ARRESTED, because my dad' the mayor...

I actually bought the DM's greatest hits a couple of year's ago. Decent CD.

[billf]

So you'd better watch out for me
When I come through your yard.
'Cause I've got a bitchin' Camaro
And an Exxon credit card

[mattndallas]

Originally posted by billf:
<STRONG>So you'd better watch out for me
</STRONG>

So you'd better GET OUTTA MY WAY

Don't butcher the Milkmen.

[Bobman]

Bitchin' Camaro, Bitchin' Camaro
Doughnuts on your lawn.
Bitchin' Camaro, Bitchin' Camaro
Tony Orlando and Dawn.

[mattndallas]

Bitchin' Camaro

Rod - Hey Jack, what's happenin'?
Joe - Oh, I don't know.
Rod - Well, rumor around town says you think you might be heading down to the shore.
Joe - Uh, yeah, I think I'm goin' down to the shore.
Rod - Whatcha gonna do down there?
Joe - Uh, I don't know, play some video games, buy some Def Leppard t-shirts.
Rod - Hey, don't forget to get your Motley Crue t-shirt, y'know, all proceeds go to get their lead singer out of jail.
Joe - Uh huh.
Rod - Hey, you gonna check out the Sandbar while you're there?
Joe - Uh, what's the Sandbar?
Rod - Oh, it's this place that lets sixteen year-old kids drink.
Joe - Oh, cool.
Rod - Y'know who's gonna be there?
Joe - Uh, who?
Rod - My favorite cover band, Crystal **** .
Joe - Oh.
Rod - Yeah, they do a Doors show, you'd be really impressed, in fact, it goes a little like this:

Love me two times baby
Love me twice today
Love me two times girl
Cause I got AIDS
Love me two times baby, once for tomorrow, once cause I got AIDS

Joe - Wow, Pretty good Jim Morrison impersonation there.
Rod - Yeah, I hope those guys have a good sense of humor and don't take us to court.
Joe - Uh, what's the court?
Rod - Never mind that,
Joe - Oh, you mean like the People's Court?
Rod - Well, that's another story; the important thing here is you gotta ask me how I'm gonna get down to the shore.
Joe - Uh, how you gonna get down to the shore?
Rod - Funny you should ask, I've got a car now.
Joe - Oh wow, how'd you get a car?
Rod - Oh my parents drove it up here from the Bahamas.
Joe - You're kidding!
Rod - I must be, the Bahamas are islands, okay, the important thing now, is that you ask me what kind of car I have.
Joe - Uh, what kinda car do ya' got?
Rod - I've got a BITCHIN CAMARO!

BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO
I ran over my neighbors
BITCHIN CAMARAO, BITCHIN CAMARO
Now it's in all the papers.
My folks bought me a BITCHIN CAMARO with no insurance to match;
So if you happen to run me down, please don't leave a scratch.
I ran over some old lady one night at the county fair;
And I didn't get arrested, because my dad's the mayor.
BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO
Doughnuts on your lawn
BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO
Tony Orlando and Dawn
When I drive past the kids, they all spit and cuss,
Because I've got a BITCHIN CAMARO and they have to ride the bus.
So you'd better get out of my way, when I run through your yard;
Because I've got a BITCHIN CAMARO;
And an Exxon credit card.
BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO
Hey, man where ya headed?
BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO
I drive on unleaded.

[mattndallas]

In Praise of Sha Na Na

Sha Na Na were the kings of Woodstock
You know it's true deep in your heart
Greasy guys in gold lamae
If only Hendrix had been so smart
Pete Townshend wouldn't be so deaf
If he had followed Sha Na Na's advice
and played some fifties do-wop songs
That even your mom would think are nice

Keith and Janis went away
But Sha Na Na are here to stay
I don't care about Joan Baez
But Sha Na Na can wear my fez

Sha Na Na were the kings of the sixties
Deep in your heart you know it's true
All those lids are Berkley dressed like Bowser
They didn't like the Stones or the Who
Sha Na Na didn't need no flower power
They didn't drive a yellow submarine
But they were the ones who called the shots
Yeah, Sha Na na really made the scene

Sha Na Na..killed Kennedy
Sha Na Na..stabbed that guy at Altamont
Sha Na Na..started the Peace Corps
Sha Na Na..were the first astronauts
Sha Na Na..grew organic food
Sha Na Na..led student sit-ins
Sha Na Na..joined the Black Panthers
Sha Na Na..never seemed to fit in

You can move to Montana and listen to Santana
But you still won't be as cool as Sha Na Na

[mattndallas]

Stuart

You know what, Stuart, I LIKE YOU. You're not like the other
people, here, in the trailer park.

Oh, don't go get me wrong. They're fine people, they're
good Americans. But they're content to sit back, maybe
watch a little Mork and Mindy on channel 57, maybe kick
back a cool, Coors 16-ouncer. They're good, fine people,
Stuart. But they don't know ... what the queers are doing
to the soil!

You know that Jonny Wurster kid, the kid that delivers papers
in the neighborhood. He's a foreign kid. Some of the neighbors
say he smokes crack, but I don't believe it.

Anyway, for his tenth birthday, all he wanted was a Burrow Owl.
Kept bugging his old man. "Dad, get me a burrow owl. I'll never
ask for anything else as long as I live." So the guy
breaks down and buys him a burrow owl.

Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's
the Wurster kid, looking up in the tree. I say, "What are
you looking for?" He says "I'm looking for my burrow owl."
I say, "Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick. Everybody knows
the burrow owl lives. In a hole. In the ground. Why the **** do you
think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?" Now Stuart, do you
think a kid like that is going to know what the queers are
doing to the soil?

I first became aware of this about ten years ago, the summer
my oldest boy, Bill Jr. died. You know that carnival comes into
town every year? Well this year they came through with a ride
called The Mixer. The man said, "Keep your head, and arms, inside
the Mixer at all times." But Bill Jr, he was a DAAAREDEVIL, just
like his old man. He was leaning out saying "Hey everybody,
Look at me! Look at me!" Pow! He was decapitated! They found
his head over by the snow cone concession.

A few days after that, I open up the mail. And there's a pamphlet
in there. From Pueblo, Colorado, and it's addressed to Bill, Jr.
And it's entitled, "Do you know what the queers are doing to our
soil?"

Now, Stuart, if you look at the soil around any large US city,
there's a big undeground homosexual population. Des Moines, Iowa,
for an example. Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart.
You can't build on it; you can't grow anything in it. The government
says it's due to poor farming. But I know what's really going on,
Stuart. I know it's the queers. They're in it with the aliens.
They're building landing strips for gay Martians, I swear to
God.

You know what, Stuart, I like you. You're not like the other
people, here in this trailer park.

[IRL Hoosier Fan]

it's a boring day i've got nothing to do except to get a load of cartfans and drive em to the zoo oh oh oh takin' cartfans to the zoo oh oh oh takin' cartfans to the zoo had em on a bus just for laughs down a winding road stepping on the gas down a winding road just daydreaming down a winding road with the cartfans screaming oh oh oh takin' cartfans to the zoo oh oh oh takin' cartfans to the zoo one of them blowing a big spit bubble slam on the brakes at the first sign of trouble head on collision bodies everywhere head on collision cartfans beware oh oh oh takin' cartfans to the zoo oh oh oh takin' cartfans to the zoo


Unfortunately, I was a dead milkmen fan as a kid. Played the crap outta big lizard cd. Updated the above song for 2002.

Thanks guys for the flashback!! I know a friend that would love to read those lyrics from bitchin' camaro.