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On the way to the Indy 500, we encountered ThingsThatExplode, roadrage, some badmusic, outrageous gass prices, and many an indyracefan. As we rolled up to the track, we were instructed by a Yellow Shirt to Turnrightgoleft. We caught up with OldSchoolIRL, but he couldn’t talk with us because he had to get Little Old School to a Pit Stop and fast. And we couldn't remember where Plectraholica, Truth Detector, and Taxpayer were supposed to meet us!
When we arrived at Gasoline Alley, we found Alley Cat in hot pursuit of skypigeon and Indy Dog making moves on PowerCat! It wasn’t much better in the infield as Racing Penquin and Speedmonkey were getting frisky with Little Tiger and Speedy Badger. Man, what a zoo!
All this had us nearly Driven Crazy, and we thought we should get infoxicated, if not Comfortably Numb, with a few pints of grogg. But the line was too long, so we settled for a Red Bull. Aratapuss did the same thing.
That’s when we thought that pagodaguy might be able to help us find Plectraholica. He suggested that Media Boy could make an announcement. Just then teej and beej walked by and told us they were on their way to meet IndyJim, Indy Red, and indy_racegurl in the South Terrace. No sooner had the announcement been made then we got a call on our cellphone from frodo13. He said he had seen “Plec” on Pit Road talking with CrewChief, so we headed over there.
By the time we got there, they were gone but we did see “Old Phart Walking” (Whosyer-Sparkplug). He was in a good mood because Wheldon Fan and Sharpfan8 had just brought him a TurkeySub.
We had to get to our seats at this point. When we arrived, we were less than thrilled to find debrisonthetrack and Cleanupcrew. After they did their thing, we settled in for the race and were pleasantly surprised to see IRLFreak and Lil' Freak in the seats right behind us! Our favorite driver won the race, and it was indycool!!
- Mrs. JoeRacer (who obviously misses the race season, loves all the TF monikers, and had time on her hands)
When we arrived at Gasoline Alley, we found Alley Cat in hot pursuit of skypigeon and Indy Dog making moves on PowerCat! It wasn’t much better in the infield as Racing Penquin and Speedmonkey were getting frisky with Little Tiger and Speedy Badger. Man, what a zoo!
All this had us nearly Driven Crazy, and we thought we should get infoxicated, if not Comfortably Numb, with a few pints of grogg. But the line was too long, so we settled for a Red Bull. Aratapuss did the same thing.
That’s when we thought that pagodaguy might be able to help us find Plectraholica. He suggested that Media Boy could make an announcement. Just then teej and beej walked by and told us they were on their way to meet IndyJim, Indy Red, and indy_racegurl in the South Terrace. No sooner had the announcement been made then we got a call on our cellphone from frodo13. He said he had seen “Plec” on Pit Road talking with CrewChief, so we headed over there.
By the time we got there, they were gone but we did see “Old Phart Walking” (Whosyer-Sparkplug). He was in a good mood because Wheldon Fan and Sharpfan8 had just brought him a TurkeySub.
We had to get to our seats at this point. When we arrived, we were less than thrilled to find debrisonthetrack and Cleanupcrew. After they did their thing, we settled in for the race and were pleasantly surprised to see IRLFreak and Lil' Freak in the seats right behind us! Our favorite driver won the race, and it was indycool!!
- Mrs. JoeRacer (who obviously misses the race season, loves all the TF monikers, and had time on her hands)
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