Hey, If Two Sick People Get Married ?????

[Dick Ralstin]

If two sick people get married neither of them is cured of any illness, but the cost of medication will probably double.


Grieve for the man who lives and dies, save your grief for the man who dies without ever having lived.

[Benson477]

If two sick people get married neither of them is cured of any illness, but the cost of medication will probably double.

Grieve for the man who lives and dies, save your grief for the man who dies without ever having lived.

Point well taken. (Actually, both of them )

[Richie Racer]

So -- the two sick people is a metaphor for CCWS and IRL ? Beyond that, the metaphor seems to end?!

[Doc Austin]

I imagine their childeren might not be so healthy.

[ensign14]

If two sick people get married neither of them is cured of any illness, but the cost of medication will probably double.

No, they'd get a bulk discount.

But their mutual support might have a placebo effect.

And if two poor people move in together they will be a lot better off.

[JSR]

And if two poor people move in together they will be a lot better off.

[Spike]

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink.




However, if you can make him lie on his back and float, you've really got something!

[Clefo]

If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college

[Tripp11]

If two sick people get married neither of them is cured of any illness, but the cost of medication will probably double.

Sure, but the wedding will have people attending from both sides: the bride and the groom and all of them bearing presents.

[redmist]

If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college

great, now my head is gonna explode from an aneurysm.

[cruss]

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink.

However, if you can make him lie on his back and float, you've really got something!

I thought the horse was dead and well beaten...

[Tara]

Dick

You forgot part:

2 sick people who hate each other and who have totally differing views about life.

[ensign14]

2 sick people who hate each other and who have totally differing views about life.

But enough about Bill and Hillary, what about Dick's post?

[Richie Racer]

Or, how about the 2 sick people, who wanted to get married, but then realized that the press people were already overworked this month with too may racer marriages all occurring during the same period. Speaking of beating a dead horse,



Kevin Kalkhoven decided to stay away from the plethora of racer weddings so that he could once again announce that it would be a cold day in hell before open wheel unification would ever occur. Speaking of a cold day in hell,



the likelihood of that event occurring is about as likely as more sponsors pouring money into the IRL, and the Hulman / George family switching to beans and franks at dinnertime (as a money-saving device). Speaking of beans and franks,



our two sick people getting married (mentioned previously) will probably save enough money, by eating beans and franks 3 x per day, to just about pay for their medications, as Merck and Pfizer announced record profits, their executives bathed in champagne, and lit their cigars with $100 bills.

Grieve for our collective souls. Good night and good luck.

[Fueler]

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink.




However, if you can make him lie on his back and float, you've really got something!

In Vegas, it's....



You can lead a w hore to culture but you can't make her think!