Dario to Tony Stewart's team!

[Hardscrabble]

What with The Dude being released, I have it on authority from a friend who's brother's sister-in-law who used to work with Tony's friend who has another friend that once had a friend that used to live in Rushville that Dario will take over the #20 in the new Sprint car series that the Petty's have started.

Just to make sure that this info was good, I checked with another friend who has a friend that drives a truck for Home Depot who knows the guy that cleans the bathrooms at the Knoxville, Tennessee Home Depot which is also a NASCAR fan who met another guy at a race who's a Dale, Jr. fan but once drove past the Joe Gibbs complex who confirmed the deal.

You heard it here first!

[CircleFan]

A friend of mine who works in a Lowes in South Dakota, and a former Menards employee, talked to the delivery man out of Fargo, whose brother drives a dump truck by the Joe Gibbs complex where they are paving a new parking lot for the Home Depot near there and who saw once a movie with Ashley Judd in it said that the Dude wanted 5 Million a year and Tony Stewart knew he could get Dario cheap at 4 million a year, said it is a done deal.

[Clefo]

I also heard from a hobo that TK is gonna leave AGR to become a Go-Kart operator at the Golf N' Stuff in Ventura, California

[Outlaw]

I heard that the decision was not Stewart's. The rumor I am hearing is that Bass Pro Shops wanted Dario and they are going to pay his salary.

Outlaw

[skypigeon]

What a steaming load of llama offal!

Everyone knows that The Tribe of Six has predetermined Dario to be The Enlightened by virtue of The Seven Hands.

Thus enlightened, come The Acknowledgement, he will be recognized by The Council of Nubile Elders as The Penchant One.

Don't ANY of you listen to Ashley?

[Z34Lee]

Hmm...I spoke with Tony's dad today and heard no such thing

[Outlaw]

Don't ANY of you listen to Ashley?

I think most of us automatically mute the TV or Fast Forward if we are lucky enough to have a buffer on the ole' DVR.

Outlaw

[Hardscrabble]

Hmm...I spoke with Tony's dad today and heard no such thing

No wonder...you're not asking the friend of a friend who knows someone that happens to...you get the idea.

Pffffttttttt! Asking Tony's dad.

[Richie Racer]

This is confusing. I distinctly remember an annoucement that Dario was the new James Bond 007. Something about smoking giggle weeds, and then Ashley said that AGR was a big lovefest, and somehow she was now the expert on driving and car set-ups, and her husband was now going to be an actor, as James Bond, just to make the role reversal complete .

[Z34Lee]

No wonder...you're not asking the friend of a friend who knows someone that happens to...you get the idea.

Pffffttttttt! Asking Tony's dad.

Well you see, I didn't specifically ask....I just didn't care and it never came up

[kikigirl]

So, THAT'S why Dario was seen coming out, loaded down with chili dogs and with Wynonna in tow, from the Dairy Queen in Rushville, IN.

BTW, I also heard Dario lent Tony his teddy bear