Ah, Halloween. A celebration of... doom! What better way to salute Halloween than with an IRL doom thread?...
The new schedule is shorter. The IRL is doomed. Forever.
Pikes Peak (the racetrack) is to be bulldozed. The IRL is doomed. Forever.
Pikes Peak (the mountain) will erode someday. The IRL is doomed. Forever.
We might get a new race in San Antonio. It's a street race. The IRL is doomed. Forever.
We might get a new track in San Antonio. A road course. The IRL is doomed. Forever.
Joe Heitzler. The IRL is doomed. Forever.
Tony Kanaan pushed the button. The IRL is doomed. Forever.
Tony Kanaan didn't push the button. The IRL is doomed. Forever.
Tony Kanaan lied about pushing the button. The IRL is doomed. Forever.
Tony Kanaan didn't lie about pushing the button. The IRL is doomed. Forever.
Brian Barnhart can't tell if Tony Kanaan pushed the button. The IRL is doomed. Forever.
Brian Barnhart can tell if Tony Kanaan pushed the button, but is pretending he can't tell if Tony Kanaan pushed the button. The IRL is doomed. Forever.
Panoz is building CCWS's next car. The IRL is doomed. Forever.
Panoz is still building one of the IRL's current cars... but isn't saying about 2007. The IRL is doomed. Forever.
Georgia Pacific may become the IRL's title sponsor. The IRL is doomed. Forever.
"The Cottonelle Indy Racing League." The IRL is doomed. Forever.
Honda will provide engines for the IRL after 2006. The IRL is doomed. Forever.
Only Honda will provide engines for the IRL after 2006. The IRL is doomed. Forever.
Not only Honda will provide engines for the IRL after 2006. The IRL is doomed. Forever.
Yugo will provide engines for the IRL after 2006. The IRL is doomed. Forever.
Doc Austin is posting R/C plane horror stories again. The IRL is doomed. Forever.
How else be we doomed, fellow wastrels of the 'ween?
The new schedule is shorter. The IRL is doomed. Forever.
Pikes Peak (the racetrack) is to be bulldozed. The IRL is doomed. Forever.
Pikes Peak (the mountain) will erode someday. The IRL is doomed. Forever.
We might get a new race in San Antonio. It's a street race. The IRL is doomed. Forever.
We might get a new track in San Antonio. A road course. The IRL is doomed. Forever.
Joe Heitzler. The IRL is doomed. Forever.
Tony Kanaan pushed the button. The IRL is doomed. Forever.
Tony Kanaan didn't push the button. The IRL is doomed. Forever.
Tony Kanaan lied about pushing the button. The IRL is doomed. Forever.
Tony Kanaan didn't lie about pushing the button. The IRL is doomed. Forever.
Brian Barnhart can't tell if Tony Kanaan pushed the button. The IRL is doomed. Forever.
Brian Barnhart can tell if Tony Kanaan pushed the button, but is pretending he can't tell if Tony Kanaan pushed the button. The IRL is doomed. Forever.
Panoz is building CCWS's next car. The IRL is doomed. Forever.
Panoz is still building one of the IRL's current cars... but isn't saying about 2007. The IRL is doomed. Forever.
Georgia Pacific may become the IRL's title sponsor. The IRL is doomed. Forever.
"The Cottonelle Indy Racing League." The IRL is doomed. Forever.
Honda will provide engines for the IRL after 2006. The IRL is doomed. Forever.
Only Honda will provide engines for the IRL after 2006. The IRL is doomed. Forever.
Not only Honda will provide engines for the IRL after 2006. The IRL is doomed. Forever.
Yugo will provide engines for the IRL after 2006. The IRL is doomed. Forever.
Doc Austin is posting R/C plane horror stories again. The IRL is doomed. Forever.
How else be we doomed, fellow wastrels of the 'ween?

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