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  • Halloween Doom Thread

    Ah, Halloween. A celebration of... doom! What better way to salute Halloween than with an IRL doom thread?...

    The new schedule is shorter. The IRL is doomed. Forever.

    Pikes Peak (the racetrack) is to be bulldozed. The IRL is doomed. Forever.

    Pikes Peak (the mountain) will erode someday. The IRL is doomed. Forever.

    We might get a new race in San Antonio. It's a street race. The IRL is doomed. Forever.

    We might get a new track in San Antonio. A road course. The IRL is doomed. Forever.

    Joe Heitzler. The IRL is doomed. Forever.

    Tony Kanaan pushed the button. The IRL is doomed. Forever.

    Tony Kanaan didn't push the button. The IRL is doomed. Forever.

    Tony Kanaan lied about pushing the button. The IRL is doomed. Forever.

    Tony Kanaan didn't lie about pushing the button. The IRL is doomed. Forever.

    Brian Barnhart can't tell if Tony Kanaan pushed the button. The IRL is doomed. Forever.

    Brian Barnhart can tell if Tony Kanaan pushed the button, but is pretending he can't tell if Tony Kanaan pushed the button. The IRL is doomed. Forever.

    Panoz is building CCWS's next car. The IRL is doomed. Forever.

    Panoz is still building one of the IRL's current cars... but isn't saying about 2007. The IRL is doomed. Forever.

    Georgia Pacific may become the IRL's title sponsor. The IRL is doomed. Forever.

    "The Cottonelle Indy Racing League." The IRL is doomed. Forever.

    Honda will provide engines for the IRL after 2006. The IRL is doomed. Forever.

    Only Honda will provide engines for the IRL after 2006. The IRL is doomed. Forever.

    Not only Honda will provide engines for the IRL after 2006. The IRL is doomed. Forever.

    Yugo will provide engines for the IRL after 2006. The IRL is doomed. Forever.

    Doc Austin is posting R/C plane horror stories again. The IRL is doomed. Forever.

    How else be we doomed, fellow wastrels of the 'ween?
    "I didn't hear a single comment about airboxes, "carbashians", or how terrible the car looked. I did see dozens and dozens of little kids in awe of the speed and how cool the cars looked. We should learn from our children."
    --Danny Noonan

  • #2
    Ahh....Bah Humbug!

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    • #3
      [rubbing hands together sinisterly]

      Mu-hwa-ha-ha-haaaa
      "Each day well lived makes every yesterday a dream of happiness and every tomorrow a vision of hope. Look well therefore to this one day for it, and it alone, is life"
      ~ Sanskrit poem attributed to Kalidasa, "Salutation to the Dawn"


      Brian's Wish

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      • #4
        This is spooky
        Witnessed Mario's "Miracle at Indy"...Watched 3 win their 4th Indy 500...Was there for Petty's 200th win...Saw the last Novi qualify

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        • #5
          I'd like to hear an opinion from Ghost.

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          • #6
            I had a post deleted from the F1 forum...

            ...I am doomed.
            "The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
            ~~Groucho Marx
            I have the hots for Khaleesi...

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            • #7
              I left my IRL hat in my car.... IT'S DOOOMED!
              “I think some drivers must still think it’s Dan. They keep flipping me off.” - Dario Franchitti

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              • #8
                You Too?
                Witnessed Mario's "Miracle at Indy"...Watched 3 win their 4th Indy 500...Was there for Petty's 200th win...Saw the last Novi qualify

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                • #9
                  It's snowing in Vail - my concern for the IRL is doomed forever (or at least on weekends til spring).
                  We flipped our finger to the King of England
                  Stole our country from the Indians
                  With god on our side and guns in our hands
                  We took it for our own!

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by comfortably numb
                    I had a post deleted from the F1 forum...

                    ...I am doomed.
                    Well yeah, but it was funny.

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                    • #11
                      Doomed, I tell ya! After reading this, how can anyone not think that?

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                      • #12
                        Only sublime fools
                        "Each day well lived makes every yesterday a dream of happiness and every tomorrow a vision of hope. Look well therefore to this one day for it, and it alone, is life"
                        ~ Sanskrit poem attributed to Kalidasa, "Salutation to the Dawn"


                        Brian's Wish

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                        • #13
                          "Is that my *** that I smell burning?" ... Helmet Stogie from "Death spasms of the Mabuchi"

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Doc Austin


                            ^^ The best computer game that I have ever played.

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                            • #15
                              Yeah, but the movie was sort of average, except for The Rock, who's always great.
                              "Is that my *** that I smell burning?" ... Helmet Stogie from "Death spasms of the Mabuchi"

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