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  • Sam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    'Nuff said.
    "You make one **** of a caucasian Jackie." The Dude Lebowski

  • #2
    Sam I am
    I am Sam
    I am Sam
    Sam I am

    That Sam-I-am!
    That Sam-I-am!
    I do not like
    that Sam-I-am!

    Do you like
    new heads and cams?

    I do not like them,
    Sam-I-am.
    I do not like
    new heads and cams.

    Would you like them
    here or there?

    I would not like them
    here or there.
    I would not like them
    anywhere.
    I do not like
    new heads and cams.
    I do not like them,
    Sam-I-am.

    Would you like them
    in a house?
    Would you like them
    with a mouse?

    I do not like them
    in a house.
    I do not like them
    with a mouse.
    I do not like them
    here or there.
    I do not like them
    anywhere.
    I do not like new heads and cams.
    I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

    Would you like them
    in a box?
    Would you like them
    with a fox?

    Not in a box.
    Not with a fox.
    Not in a house.
    Not with a mouse.
    I would not like them here or there.
    I would not like them anywhere.
    I would not like new heads and cams.
    I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

    Would you? Could you?
    In a car?
    Try them! Try them!
    Here they are.

    I would not,
    could not,
    in a car.

    You may like them.
    You will see.
    You may like them
    in a tree!

    I would not, could not in a tree.
    Not in a car! You let me be!

    I do not like them in a box.
    I do not like them with a fox.
    I do not like them in a house.
    I do not like them with a mouse.
    I do not like them here or there.
    I do not like them anywhere.
    I do not like new heads and cams.
    I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

    A train! A train!
    A train! A train!
    Could you, would you,
    on a train?

    Not on a train! Not in a tree!
    Not in a car! Sam! Let me be!

    I would not, could not, in a box.
    I could not, would not, with a fox.
    I will not like them with a mouse.
    I will not like them in a house.
    i will not like them here or there.
    I will not like them anywhere.
    I do not like new heads and cams.
    I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

    Say!
    In the dark?
    Here in the dark!
    Would you, could you, in the dark?

    I would not, could not,
    in the dark.

    Would you, could you,
    in the rain?

    I would not, could not, in the rain.
    Not in the dark. Not on a train.
    Not in a car. Not in a tree.
    I do not like them, Sam, you see.
    Not in a house. Not in a box.
    Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
    I will not try them here or there.
    I do not like them anywhere!

    You do not like
    new heads and cams?

    I do not
    like them,
    Sam-I-am.

    Could you, would you
    with a goat?

    I would not,
    could not,
    with a goat!

    Would you, could you,
    on a boat?

    I could not, would not, on a boat.
    I will not, will not, with a goat.
    I will not try them in the rain.
    I will not try them on a train.
    Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
    Not in a car! You let me be!
    I do not like them in a box.
    I do not like them with a fox.
    I will not like them in a house.
    I do not like them with a mouse.
    I do not like them here or there.
    I do not like them ANYWHERE

    I do not like
    new heads
    and cams!

    I do not like them,
    Sam-I-am.

    You do not like them.
    So you say.
    Try them! Try them!
    And you may.
    Try them and you may, I say.

    Sam!
    If you will let me be,
    I will try them.
    You will see.

    Say!
    I like new heads and cams!
    I do! I like them, Sam-I-am!
    And I would try them in a boat.
    And I would try them with a goat...

    And I will like them in the rain.
    And in the dark. And on a train.
    And in a car. And in a tree.
    They are so good, so good, you see!

    So I will like them in a box.
    And I will like them with a fox.
    And I will like them in a house.
    And I will like them with a mouse.
    And I will like them here and there.
    Say! I will like them ANYWHERE!

    I do so like
    new heads and cams!
    Thank you!
    Thank you,
    Sam-I-am!

    Adapted from Dr. Seuss
    Barney Oldfield - AJ Foyt - Jim Clark - Dan Gurney - IMS - IMS YT - INDYCAR - INDYCAR YT

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    • #3
      Too bad you went to so much trouble.

      You know, Sam's pole run was tainted!

      "You people worry too much. Strive for change. Root for your favorites. Enjoy the racing. Drop the flag." rev-ed, 3/04

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      • #4
        Thanks, Stand E!

        You don't know how many times I've almost typed in "Sam I am" when doing Pick 5
        #BCForever

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        • #5
          You are two welcome!
          Thank you too.
          I do so like a pun or two!
          Barney Oldfield - AJ Foyt - Jim Clark - Dan Gurney - IMS - IMS YT - INDYCAR - INDYCAR YT

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