Here is my list of quotes you will never hear from a race driver.be it open-wheel or NASCAR...
1) The boys back at the shop gave me a lousy car...
2) I am thrilled over the fact that the autograph's I gave to the fans are selling so well on EBAY...
3) I wish they would cut the purse money, I am paying too much in taxes...
4) Why doesn't Tony George run these cars on dirt...
5) I really like living in a trailer park...
6) I will stay right where I am, there is no future in NASCAR...
7) I am tired of the WC cars and would do anything to get a ride in a dirt sprint...
8) Why don't they do away with the restrictor plates , and establish a maximum speed on the big tracks...
9) I missed a shift and blew the engine...
10) I would love to have Paul Tracy for a team mate
11) Why do the turn off the lights when they pay the drivers...
12) I am tired of hearing the announcers refer to me and say "he had a good run"...when I finished 16th..
13) I am really looking forward to my next autograph session...
14) My sponsor is an idiot and he lies about his product, but his wife is a real machine. If she were my crew chief i would drive for nothing...
Thanks....
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Your additions please ...
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1) The boys back at the shop gave me a lousy car...
2) I am thrilled over the fact that the autograph's I gave to the fans are selling so well on EBAY...
3) I wish they would cut the purse money, I am paying too much in taxes...
4) Why doesn't Tony George run these cars on dirt...
5) I really like living in a trailer park...
6) I will stay right where I am, there is no future in NASCAR...
7) I am tired of the WC cars and would do anything to get a ride in a dirt sprint...
8) Why don't they do away with the restrictor plates , and establish a maximum speed on the big tracks...
9) I missed a shift and blew the engine...
10) I would love to have Paul Tracy for a team mate
11) Why do the turn off the lights when they pay the drivers...
12) I am tired of hearing the announcers refer to me and say "he had a good run"...when I finished 16th..
13) I am really looking forward to my next autograph session...
14) My sponsor is an idiot and he lies about his product, but his wife is a real machine. If she were my crew chief i would drive for nothing...
Thanks....
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Your additions please ...
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