Things Driver's Will Never Say...!

[calinoff]

Here is my list of quotes you will never hear from a race driver.be it open-wheel or NASCAR...

1) The boys back at the shop gave me a lousy car...

2) I am thrilled over the fact that the autograph's I gave to the fans are selling so well on EBAY...

3) I wish they would cut the purse money, I am paying too much in taxes...

4) Why doesn't Tony George run these cars on dirt...

5) I really like living in a trailer park...

6) I will stay right where I am, there is no future in NASCAR...

7) I am tired of the WC cars and would do anything to get a ride in a dirt sprint...

8) Why don't they do away with the restrictor plates , and establish a maximum speed on the big tracks...

9) I missed a shift and blew the engine...

10) I would love to have Paul Tracy for a team mate

11) Why do the turn off the lights when they pay the drivers...

12) I am tired of hearing the announcers refer to me and say "he had a good run"...when I finished 16th..

13) I am really looking forward to my next autograph session...

14) My sponsor is an idiot and he lies about his product, but his wife is a real machine. If she were my crew chief i would drive for nothing...

Thanks....

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Your additions please ...

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[STAND E]

15) I missed the brake and hit the accelerator instead.

[calinoff]

Stand E...boy does that one sound familiar...it was made famous by none other than Elaine Calinoff, my bride of 45 years. Hey when we got married, either you ran a "Growler" a/k/a Offenhauser or you didn't run at all...

[KevMcNJ]

"Nah we're not racing this Saturday.

I finally got tickets for 'Riverdance' "

[taz70739]

That line was also used by Mr Calinoff when he had a problem with a midget and a trailer.

It is a shame hiow he always tries to blame that on his wife.

I have met Eliane Calinoff and she is a very gracious lady.

[calinoff]

Get lost LeVan...you type with mittens...

(They moved the trailer !)

[Dick Ralstin]

I wish that young Lady sitting down at turn nine would put her clothes back on.

[Ron Kramer]

Man,,I coulda won a bunch more races,,, but I hate drinkin that Nesquick in victory lane so I sand bagged it.

[Lucky161]

"No, I've got plenty of power. I don't need anymore."

[IRL GIRL]

"Sorry we bumped wheels man... my fault!"

[beyondnascar]

Rusty Wallace or Geoff Bodine saying "That crash was my fault"

NASCAR saying "We are Sorry Mr. Simpson"

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[Shadow101]

Any driver in NASCAR saying another driver's name. Example: "That Bodine idiot wrecked me". Instead we get "Well the 47 was stout today, and then the 55 hit the 28, who bounced off the 89 and......"

[grogg]

Jimmy Spencer, "I apologize for anything I could have done to get Kurt Busch mad at me."

[cheeseczar]

"Yeah, I'm pretty sure I took all the stupid pills outta my driver's suit."

[misbehavin]

He didn't come down on me, I just plain ran over him!

I was checking my mirrors to see how to best block him!