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  • Jargon Joe back???????

    Thoughtful piece by David Phillips on speedtv....

    http://www.speedtv.com/commentary/7650/

    The idea that Jargon Joe and Randy Dzierzawski might be back in power at CART if a buyout takes place oughta make CART fans shudder.

    Jargon Joe is self-explanatory to anyone who has been paying even the most-remote attention. Randy D. was an insurance salesman who walked into the CART office when Bill Stokkan was CART chairman and Stokkan hired him as his finance guy. As CFO with no experience and a healthy ego, he PO'ed a lot of people in the racing industry.

    If these guys are what CART's gonna get if Forsythe is part of a buyout group, well, folks, good luck............
    "The lunatic fringes on both sides need to be written off." -- stnky pete

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    Can't wait to see if Uncle Joe has any new tricks. He is one of the few individuals who posses such a brassness of disingenuity that I can watch him on TV with the sound turned of and tell that he is lying just by the way his face moves. It's quite puzzling that he fooled anyone to begin with and probably a measure of desperation that he is even considered for a return to duty. I just can't see it happening, but if it does, it will be like watching Bill Clinton all over again. In my mind, Uncle Joe's initial hiring was the beginning of cart losing it's soul. I really don't want to see the guy come back arouind, but he will make a marbelous target for scorn, ridicule, and you guessed it, comedy.
    "Is that my *** that I smell burning?" ... Helmet Stogie from "Death spasms of the Mabuchi"

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    • #3
      I heard Joe already has a new TV contract in the works, They will split time with the WUSA and make PAX their home network. PAX is actually paying CART though, they will ship them a a six pack of beer and some old stale donuts.

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      • #4
        One good thing. He blew threw a lot less shareholder money than Chris Pook has. AND he used fancier words.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Defender
          AND he used fancier words. [/B]
          Supercailfragilisticexpialidocious!!!!
          "Is that my *** that I smell burning?" ... Helmet Stogie from "Death spasms of the Mabuchi"

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          • #6
            More like "Antidisestablishmentarianism," wasn't it?
            "I didn't hear a single comment about airboxes, "carbashians", or how terrible the car looked. I did see dozens and dozens of little kids in awe of the speed and how cool the cars looked. We should learn from our children."
            --Danny Noonan

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            • #7
              This is the guy who says that "Driven" is his all time favorite movie.

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              • #8
                Defender, THAT's the most credible post on him that I've ever seen!
                "The lunatic fringes on both sides need to be written off." -- stnky pete

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                • #9
                  Any thought of CART coming back makes me shutter, but it took me two years of seeing my series bashed on it's own page to aquire that feeling. Thanks, you know who you are!

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                  • #10
                    Man, Joe coming back would be great! He could get that TV thing straightened out in a jiffy. Do I hear Emmy? He's probably working on his acceptance speech right now. Naah, since it's Joe, he'lll just skip that step and put it on his resume now.

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                    • #11
                      Wonder whether he'll obviate the blowing of my socks off this time?

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Mackie
                        Any thought of CART coming back makes me shutter, but it took me two years of seeing my series bashed on it's own page to aquire that feeling. Thanks, you know who you are!
                        Lemming.
                        "Is that my *** that I smell burning?" ... Helmet Stogie from "Death spasms of the Mabuchi"

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Defender
                          Wonder whether he'll obviate the blowing of my socks off this time?
                          Obviating is rather irrelevant with the use of suitable birth control.
                          "Is that my *** that I smell burning?" ... Helmet Stogie from "Death spasms of the Mabuchi"

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Doc Austin
                            Obviating is rather irrelevant with the use of suitable birth control.
                            Unless of course, the male's prostate is ...er...prostrate.
                            Proud to be a complainer.

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                            • #15
                              hahaha

                              dumbazz husband didn't log in
                              Last edited by Sue; 08-14-2003, 03:34 PM.
                              We are about as happy as we make up our minds to be.___Abraham Lincoln

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