Thinning of the herd

[2wheelshortacar]

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/6790966/detail.html

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Q. What's the last thing a ******* says before he dies?

A. Hey y'all, watch this!!!

[Cant_hit_apex]

I'm absolutely amazed that they survived that. This flies in the face of 'survival of the fittest.'

[Jamski]

A Darwin Award nominee, at least...

I'm surprised the HSA hasn't raided cavers' homes by now. We personally used to buy carbide pounds and pounds at a time; I knew people who bought it by the drum. Bet you can't do that anymore.

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A Darwin Award nominee, at least...

You have to die to win or be nominated for a Darwin Award.