Funniest Line of the Weekend which I know you all never heard

[comfortably numb]

Since I know that nobody watched the Skins Game...

Fred Funk was out-driven by Annika early on Saturday, so she whips out a pink flowered skirt for him which he wears for the rest of the hole.

On the green, Fred is trying to crouch to get a line on his putt, and is learning that it is difficult to do this gracefully in a skirt.

Tiger is on the other side of the green facing Fred as he is lining up his putt, so Fred asks him, "Tige, what's it look like?"

To which Tiger responds, "Looks like two balls out."

[Truth Detector]

[Coyote]

I would enjoy the early skins games. Back when it was Trevino and Nicklaus and Watson. They seemed to care about winning.

Today the money's so big for those guys that the skins game is just for fun and show and goofing around. Which is ok, but it's boring to watch.

I watched a few holes anyway, of course. Who won?

[Frank Capua]

I don't know I watched the Skins game on Sunday and I never saw any of that...

you must have one of them dishes that allows you to see the stuff that goes on during commercial breaks.

Annika?? She must be that new sideline reporter working for Fox?



Hey wait maybe it took place during the halftime show... that's when I always go for a bike ride.

[comfortably numb]

I don't know I watched the Skins game on Sunday and I never saw any of that...

Now, pay attention...

"Since I know that nobody watched the Skins Game...

Fred Funk was out-driven by Annika early on Saturday, so she whips out a pink flowered skirt for him which he wears for the rest of the hole."

The only way to watch it is to tape or TIVO it so you can cut thru the crap.
I regard the money like points, so I don't care about the real $$$.

No one made any birdies on Sunday and Funk took them down to the tune of 550,00 points on the final hole. Couples and Annika were shut out.

I'd like to see them move it to differnt locations every few years.

[Truth Detector]

CN, I believe WS is referring to the RedSkins Game.

[comfortably numb]

Doh!!!!!!!

[Frank Capua]

Now, pay attention...

"Since I know that nobody watched the Skins Game...

Fred Funk was out-driven by Annika early on Saturday, so she whips out a pink flowered skirt for him which he wears for the rest of the hole."

The only way to watch it is to tape or TIVO it so you can cut thru the crap.
I regard the money like points, so I don't care about the real $$$.

No one made any birdies on Sunday and Funk took them down to the tune of 550,00 points on the final hole. Couples and Annika were shut out.

I'd like to see them move it to differnt locations every few years.

Oaky... but now you pay attention...

I don't know I watched the Skins game on Sunday and I never saw any of that...

you must have one of them dishes that allows you to see the stuff that goes on during commercial breaks.

Annika?? She must be that new sideline reporter working for Fox?



Hey wait maybe it took place during the halftime show... that's when I always go for a bike ride.


Okay I lied a bit... but I was worried about the moderators so I cleaned it up... I didn't go for a bike ride... truthfully I do the same thing as everybody else during halftimes... I took a dump.