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Believe it or not, this came out of the office of a major international speedway:
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son
playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the
train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of ******* who want off, get the hell off now...cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of ******* who are getting on, get your *sses on the train...cause
we're going down the tracks.
The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that
kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you
are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train...but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom and
resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother
heard her son say, "All passengers, please remember to gather all of your belongings, thank you and I hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She heard her little darling continue..."For those of you just boarding, remember, there is no smoking on the train.
We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the ***** in the kitchen...
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son
playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the
train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of ******* who want off, get the hell off now...cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of ******* who are getting on, get your *sses on the train...cause
we're going down the tracks.
The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that
kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you
are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train...but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom and
resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother
heard her son say, "All passengers, please remember to gather all of your belongings, thank you and I hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She heard her little darling continue..."For those of you just boarding, remember, there is no smoking on the train.
We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the ***** in the kitchen...
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