So which member of Trackforum has the funniest or clever byline?

[exfasteddy]

A couple that come to mind that I like are "Location:Stuck in your craw" by skypigeon (I think) and Whoser-Sparkplug's "Old phart walking".

(If this has been covered, sorry. Or it might get some people to update their info too!)

[Media Boy]

Personally, I like yours because it's so honest. You have no problem admitting that you're a "user" and you've even done society a favor by registering yourself.

Bravo!

[Jamski]

Personally, I like yours because it's so honest. You have no problem admitting that you're a "user" and you've even done society a favor by registering yourself.

Bravo!

Egad. Now that's funny.

[stretch51]

I'm shocked Media Boy's doesn't read "Lost in a vat of Potato Salad"

[Taxpayer]

Or maybe "The goat ate my potato salad".

[Grover]

I think Media Boy was the one who had one of my favorites. It was a quote from Futurama about an Octopuss and a Grasshopper. It was a long one, but every once in a while I would reread it for that oft-needed chuckle.

Hopefully he'll repost it here.

[Media Boy]

That was one of the funniest things I had ever heard--and I have to thank Ren Butler for getting me to tune into Futurama. In fact, if you've ever seen the show, Ren IS Fry.

So, here it is...

"Its just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. Then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?"

[Frank Capua]

Hey to still be walking after what all I've been through is...

a good thing.

[Hardscrabble]

Hey to still be walking after what all I've been through is...

a good thing.

Good grief...don't tell me you're a Martha Stewart groupie.

[exfasteddy]

Personally, I like yours because it's so honest. You have no problem admitting that you're a "user" and you've even done society a favor by registering yourself.

Bravo!

That IS funny.

I just wanted to start a light hearted thread here. I rarely tread in the "current events" forum anymore, it's too extreme on each side for me. "Not that there's anything wrong with that".

[rex]

Not so sound like the internet attention-***** that I am, but I am just curious to know if anybody (besides the already informed athos) knows where my title came from? Not only would the first to correctly guess earn some serious cool-points, I will let the winner pick a new "byline," (aka Custom Title for you goons out there).

[Jamski]

You are kidding, right?

Super Troopers.

[rex]

You are kidding, right?

Super Troopers.

Not kidding! I am unable to find many people that watched it, let alone liked it. Quite the comedy sleeper in my book.

TTE - PM me whatever you want my new title to be. No restrictions.

(stealth EDIT: except the normal TF guideline restrictions. )

[athos1172]

Nicely done.

Please consider the following rexfacts when mulling over his new tagger:

* he's Mormon
* he & 1 of his wives are swingers
* Sometimes confuses which "coke" goes into a rum & coke
* has a tattoo of a tattoo artist on his chest
* rarely discusses his brief & tumultuous affair with Margot Kidder
* once shot a man just for snoring too loud

[Doc Austin]

I think my new one is pretty good.