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    Today's WSJ
    a full page print ad
    featuring the Rolling Stones
    for a Mercedes Station Wagon

    BWAHAHA
    Road racing is doomed...what this country needs is a big new racetrack designed for automobiles instead of horses. C.G. Fisher

  • #2
    (I CAN'T GET NO) SATISFACTION
    (M. Jagger/K. Richards)

    I can't get no satisfaction
    I can't get no satisfaction
    'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
    I can't get no, I can't get no

    When I'm drivin' in my Mercedes
    And that man comes on the XM
    He's tellin' me more and more
    About some useless information
    Supposed to fire my imagination
    I can't get no, oh no no no
    Hey hey hey, that's what I say

    I can't get no satisfaction
    I can't get no satisfaction
    'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
    I can't get no, I can't get no

    When I'm watchin' my Sony Wega
    And that man comes on to tell me
    How white my Ralph Lauren shirts can be
    But he can't be a man 'cause he doesn't smoke
    The same Marlboro cigarettes as me
    I can't get no, oh no no no
    Hey hey hey, that's what I say

    I can't get no satisfaction
    I can't get no girl reaction
    'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
    I can't get no, I can't get no

    When I'm ridin' round the world
    And I'm doin' this and I'm signing that
    And I'm tryin' to make some girl
    Who tells me baby better come back later next week
    'Cause you see I'm on losing streak
    I can't get no, oh no no no
    Hey hey hey, that's what I say

    I can't get no, I can't get no
    I can't get no satisfaction
    No satisfaction, no satisfaction, no satisfaction
    "Had every Athenian citizen been a Socrates, every Athenian assembly would still have been a mob." - Federalist 55
    “My first reaction as a race car driver was to jump out of the car and use the Foyt technique of driver development - grab him and pound some sense into him.”
    "Make way. I'm Reaganing."

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    • #3
      It's a station wagon trying to look like a Toyota Siena minivan

      http://www.mbusa.com/campaigns/r-cla...ther/index.jsp
      Road racing is doomed...what this country needs is a big new racetrack designed for automobiles instead of horses. C.G. Fisher

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      • #4
        It bears a very strong family resemblance to its half-priced sister, the Chrysler Pacifica. Only differences are a 10" longer wheelbase (only 4" longer overall), AWD is standard instead of optional, and a V8 is optional.
        "Had every Athenian citizen been a Socrates, every Athenian assembly would still have been a mob." - Federalist 55
        “My first reaction as a race car driver was to jump out of the car and use the Foyt technique of driver development - grab him and pound some sense into him.”
        "Make way. I'm Reaganing."

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Lemming51
          It bears a very strong family resemblance to its half-priced sister, the Chrysler Pacifica. Only differences are a 10" longer wheelbase (only 4" longer overall), AWD is standard instead of optional, and a V8 is optional.
          And that hood ornament which people have been paying too much for for years.
          How surreal would it be to get passed by one driven by Keith Richards?

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