This is from a link on a thread in the IRL forum. The average person:
*Has nine friends and is within five years of his best friend's age.
*Drinks the milk in the bowl after the cereal is gone.
*Believes in God and has never doubted His existence.
*Eats 25 pounds of candy per year and by age 50 has lost 12 teeth.
*Usually goes to bed before midnight.
*Goes to church at least once a month.
*Is not famous and doesn't necessarily want to be.
I personally:
*Don't keep track of how many friends I have, but am easily within a year of my best friend's age.
*Eat cereal dry, and generally stay away from milk due to lactose intolerance.
*Believe in God and have never doubted His existence.
*Don't keep track of how much candy I eat, but still have all my teeth.
*Am in bed by 10 p.m. because I get up at 4:30 a.m.
*Go to church every Sunday.
*Have been famous, at least on a small local scale; discovered fame is meaningless, and am perfectly happy being an anoynmous Internet dweeb.
In short, I'm not average. How about you?
*Has nine friends and is within five years of his best friend's age.
*Drinks the milk in the bowl after the cereal is gone.
*Believes in God and has never doubted His existence.
*Eats 25 pounds of candy per year and by age 50 has lost 12 teeth.
*Usually goes to bed before midnight.
*Goes to church at least once a month.
*Is not famous and doesn't necessarily want to be.
I personally:
*Don't keep track of how many friends I have, but am easily within a year of my best friend's age.
*Eat cereal dry, and generally stay away from milk due to lactose intolerance.
*Believe in God and have never doubted His existence.
*Don't keep track of how much candy I eat, but still have all my teeth.
*Am in bed by 10 p.m. because I get up at 4:30 a.m.
*Go to church every Sunday.
*Have been famous, at least on a small local scale; discovered fame is meaningless, and am perfectly happy being an anoynmous Internet dweeb.
In short, I'm not average. How about you?
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