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    Everybody gets a participaction ribbon!!!!
    So who has had the most? Who has had the least.
    But if you have had the least you gotta state your age because the winner will be the oldest person with none.

    Me?
    Two hip replacements, but same hip.
    1993 then in 2015 when it wore out.

    Come on! Lets play!!!!
    "The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
    ~~Groucho Marx
    I have the hots for Khaleesi...

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    Center Grove Trojans
    2008 5A Football State Champs
    2015 6A Football State Champs
    2011 Track State Champs

    Center Grove Jr. Trojans
    2014, 2015 & 2017 IEFA State Champs

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Truth Detector View Post
      2
      More, please...
      "The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
      ~~Groucho Marx
      I have the hots for Khaleesi...

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      • #4
        ( sex change ones are exempt)
        "The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
        ~~Groucho Marx
        I have the hots for Khaleesi...

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        • #5
          Matching hernia left and right sides
          2 cancer surgeries, prostate and lung
          Trigger finger surgery
          Knee replacement this past summer
          All this after the big 60

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          • #6
            So thats 6?
            "The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
            ~~Groucho Marx
            I have the hots for Khaleesi...

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            • #7
              Originally posted by comfortably numb View Post
              So thats 6?
              Yup, I'm still living so you never know what's next

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              • #8
                You are the leader in the clubhouse!
                Good health to you!!!!

                Next?
                "The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
                ~~Groucho Marx
                I have the hots for Khaleesi...

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                • #9
                  Can't match that... 2 level laminectomy (L4-L5, and L5-S1) in 1988, and an exploratory laparoscopy for intestinal blockage in 2016. Probably knee replacement(s) and hip replacement(s) in my future, but not there just yet.

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                  • #10
                    Zero surgery at age 66.... In fact never have i been a patient in a hospital.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by comfortably numb View Post

                      More, please...
                      Appendectomy
                      plates and screws in foot.
                      Center Grove Trojans
                      2008 5A Football State Champs
                      2015 6A Football State Champs
                      2011 Track State Champs

                      Center Grove Jr. Trojans
                      2014, 2015 & 2017 IEFA State Champs

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                      • #12
                        2 ruptured achilles, left and right.

                        1 arthroscopy, left knee.

                        2 arthroscopies, right knee.

                        1 cleanup right knee, remove staph infection.

                        Plate, broken tibia, right leg.

                        Repair broken middle finger, right hand.

                        Lasik, both eyes.

                        Lasik, clean up, right eye.

                        Cataracts, both eyes.

                        My ex-wife said, 'It looks like you've been in a knife fight with a midget.'

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                        • #13
                          The judges have decided not to count the Lasik clean up, so you get credit for 12---which may explain your afinity for the Seahawks
                          "The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
                          ~~Groucho Marx
                          I have the hots for Khaleesi...

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Jim Wilke View Post
                            2 ruptured achilles, left and right.

                            1 arthroscopy, left knee.

                            2 arthroscopies, right knee.

                            1 cleanup right knee, remove staph infection.

                            Plate, broken tibia, right leg.

                            Repair broken middle finger, right hand.

                            Lasik, both eyes.

                            Lasik, clean up, right eye.

                            Cataracts, both eyes.

                            My ex-wife said, 'It looks like you've been in a knife fight with a midget.'
                            Shucks, I didn't count the Cataracts or the arthroscope on the knee prior to replacement----- those were kids play compared to the rest.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by stockblock View Post
                              Zero surgery at age 66.... In fact never have i been a patient in a hospital.
                              You sir are truly Blessed Tell us your secret formula

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