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    'DICKY ARM' Dad who lost his penis to horrific blood infection becomes first man in the world to have a new one built on his arm

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    British man whose penis fell off due to a severe blood infection had a new one built – on his arm, where he even got an extra 2 inches, according to a report.

    Malcolm MacDonald, 45, a mechanic, suffered a horrific infection in his perineum that turned his fingers, toes and manhood black, The Sun reported.

    “I had struggled for years with an infection in my perineum but I had no idea what could happen,” the separated dad of two from Thetford, Norfolk, told the outlet.

    “When I saw my penis go black I was beside myself. It was like a horror film. I was in a complete panic. I knew deep down it was gone and I was going to lose it,” he said.

    He said he was “completely gutted” when his penis “just dropped off on to the floor” in 2014 – but his testicles remained intact, according to the outlet.

    “Because I had been through the devastation of knowing I was going to lose it, I just picked it up and put it in the bin,” MacDonald continued.

    “I went to the hospital and they said the best they could do for me was to roll the remaining stump up like a little sausage roll. It was heartbreaking.”

    MacDonald said he became a recluse and began drinking heavily.

    “For two years after losing my penis I felt a shadow of a man. My life really fell apart because I had no self-confidence. I drank too much. I didn’t see family and friends — I just didn’t want to have to face up to it,” he said.

    But then he found out from his doctor about the so-called “penis master” — Professor David Ralph of London’s University College Hospital.
    https://nypost.com/2020/07/31/man-wh...ign=SocialFlow


  • #2
    Really puts an exclamation mark on this gesture:

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    • #3
      Its good to know. I will wait until they can grow one between the legs.
      "Far better it is to dare mighty things, even though checkered by failure, than to take rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in the gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat" -Teddy Roosevelt

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      • #4
        With all this " social distancing" I would have sold him mine
        Last edited by West; 08-01-2020, 05:08 PM.

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        • #5
          I assume they are going to attach it to the crotchal region at some point. If not why bother?
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          • #6
            There are some people who have had it attached to their foreheads...
            "The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
            ~~Groucho Marx
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            • #7
              But wouldn't that make sex stink?

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              I been feeling it since 1966, now..."

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              • #8
                Originally posted by comfortably numb View Post
                There are some people who have had it attached to their foreheads...
                Real-life unicorns...
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                • #9
                  sounds-rather-painful-72085.gif

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                  • #10
                    Can they add two inches to one that's still attached?

                    "Ooh woo, I'm a Rebel just for kicks, now
                    I been feeling it since 1966, now..."

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                    • #11
                      You might be stuck there Frank. Unless you want to start from scratch.

                      Extenze is supposed to help with the pre-existing condition.



                      "Far better it is to dare mighty things, even though checkered by failure, than to take rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in the gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat" -Teddy Roosevelt

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                      • #12
                        Taint rot - it's real.
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by comfortably numb View Post
                          There are some people who have had it attached to their foreheads...
                          Many gals would prefer it on the chin.
                          Trump, he's one of the nicest, most decent human beings possibly ever to walk the planet..

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Indyknut View Post

                            Many gals would prefer it on the chin.
                            Obviously, I was being to obscure...
                            "The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
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