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**Jack Harrington** · 10-09-2003, 10:40 AM

Ren:
Where's the other nine?

**Indyknut** · 10-09-2003, 10:43 AM

Top Ten Ways California Would Be Different If I, Gary Coleman, Had Been Elected Governor

10. "Pretty much the same as Schwarzenegger, but less body oil"

9. "Three words: Lieutenant Governor Urkel"

8. "Thanks to my innocent charm, I'd get away with 60% more groping"

7. "I guess I'd have to quit my job as a security guard"

6. "You may not agree with me, but at least you could understand me"

5. "Inaugural address would have a laugh track"

4. "Television viewers wouldn't know if they were watching C-Span or Nick at Nite"

3. "Wouldn't have to worry about me having to take time off to do movies"

2. "I would form a task force to find out exactly what Willis was talking about"

1. "Unlike Schwarzenegger, I would admit I'm not qualified"

**Frank Capua** · 10-09-2003, 10:59 AM

Honorable mention...

11. Lower height requirements for all rides at Disneyland

**Jack Harrington** · 10-09-2003, 11:28 AM

Thanks guys! I needed that!

**PHJIndy** · 10-09-2003, 12:23 PM

**Truth Detector** · 10-09-2003, 01:20 PM

I remember when Letterman was funny.

**Frank Capua** · 10-09-2003, 06:22 PM

Originally posted by Truth Detector
I remember when Letterman was funny.

Yeah, I know... back when he was still the weekend Weather Boy on channel 13?

**Truth Detector** · 10-09-2003, 08:36 PM

YES!!!

He was also great when he would sub for Johnny Carson.

**Indyknut** · 10-09-2003, 08:37 PM

His old morning show was always a hoot.

**PHJIndy** · 10-10-2003, 07:54 AM

Letterman was truly hilarious on WNTS radio in Indy in the mid '70's. He's still pretty funny IMHO!

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