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  • Take me out to the ballgame...

    The Cubs need to make sure that anyone they pick to sing the song at least knows half the lyrics.

    You know its bad when even Harry Caray is shaking his head from the great beyond saying, "Jeez, is that guy WASTED!!!!!"

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    Re: Take me out to the ballgame...

    Originally posted by Grover
    The Cubs need to make sure that anyone they pick to sing the song at least knows half the lyrics.

    You know its bad when even Harry Caray is shaking his head from the great beyond saying, "Jeez, is that guy WASTED!!!!!"
    That version Ozzie sang was HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!! :mad:

    It makes Ditka's old rendition sound like the Three Tenors!!! At least Ditka knew the words! Ozzie babbled and mumbled something only Keith Richards would have understood...and heck, aren't the words being shown on a scoreboard somewhere where he could just read?

    It makes Steven Tyler's Indy 500 Anthem sound like a masterpiece
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    • #3
      This might border on heresy, but Ozzie should be put out of his misery.

      Call it a mercy killing. Call it for the good of the children. Call it something, but Puhleeeeese don't call on him again for any kind of public appearance.

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      • #4
        It was unique, to say the LEAST!
        Have a very blessed day!

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        • #5
          It could have been MUCH worse...

          And now, ladies and gentlemen, for the traditional seventh-inning stretch, Ozzy sings his, errr, colorful version of Take Me Out to the Ball Game!

          Take me out to der Ball Game
          Holy $#@%, look at this #[email protected]!%*# crowd
          Buy me some $%#-*&#@ $#%@&*@ Cracker Jack
          I'm so #$#@&*% drunk they'll never let me come back

          So I'll root, root root for those Cubbies
          #[email protected]&^#@ losers that they always are
          For it's one, two three sheets to the wind
          AT THE $#%@*&, #@!*&@, #@!&%#@[email protected] BALL GAME!
          Sharon, where's my meds?
          "I didn't hear a single comment about airboxes, "carbashians", or how terrible the car looked. I did see dozens and dozens of little kids in awe of the speed and how cool the cars looked. We should learn from our children."
          --Danny Noonan

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          • #6
            Re: It could have been MUCH worse...

            Originally posted by skypigeon
            Sharon, where's my meds?

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