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    ALIENS!


    Every year at this time the National Space Administration requires all
    ALIENS to register.


    Forms are available at your local post office.


    Those without forms must appear, HOWEVER BRIEFLY, and the Bureau's Astral Offices on Nooker Street.


    ALIENS!


    REGISTER NOW!
    You've worked so hard on the kidney. Very special -- the kidney has a very special place in the heart. It's an incredible thing. Donald John Trump

    Brian's Wish * Jason Foundation

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    Q: How do ALIENS get to the Bureau's Office?

    A: They take an astral plane!

    Ta-Daa
    "Factually Unfounded Opinion" Rep. Elijah Cummings
    "Loyalty to petrified opinions never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul in this world — and never will." Mark Twain

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    • #3
      Someone close this before it is too late...
      "The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
      ~~Groucho Marx
      I have the hots for Khaleesi...

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      • #4
        ...stepped over the edge long ago.
        "Factually Unfounded Opinion" Rep. Elijah Cummings
        "Loyalty to petrified opinions never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul in this world — and never will." Mark Twain

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