My last will and testament

[XR1000]

I did something today that has me questioning? do i deserve to remain among you?
In the event that I take drastic measures i would like this on record
I, XR1000 being of sort of sound mind and body.
Leave my Man Card to Mr Mac Miller. I take it back I would like him to sit by me.
My 1975 Datsun I leave to Mr Walter Zoomie. Install the V8 and pick up lots of chics.
My tickets to next years race go to the first person to check my mailbox.
What brought this on you ask?
I can not spin this so here goes. I XR1000 watched a entire episode of Jerry Springer! It was like a train wreck I could not stop.
Forgive me!!!!!!
LPF I still have the Jim Clark road and track.

[Indy500Dude]

I did something today that has me questioning? do i deserve to remain among you?
In the event that I take drastic measures i would like this on record
I, XR1000 being of sort of sound mind and body.
Leave my Man Card to Mr Mac Miller. I take it back I would like him to sit by me.
My 1975 Datsun I leave to Mr Walter Zoomie. Install the V8 and pick up lots of chics.
My tickets to next years race go to the first person to check my mailbox.
What brought this on you ask?
I can not spin this so here goes. I XR1000 watched a entire episode of Jerry Springer! It was like a train wreck I could not stop.
Forgive me!!!!!!
LPF I still have the Jim Clark road and track.

Well could'a been worse, a least it wasn't Oprha or The View!

[comfortably numb]

I did something today that has me questioning? do i deserve to remain among you?
In the event that I take drastic measures i would like this on record
I, XR1000 being of sort of sound mind and body.
Leave my Man Card to Mr Mac Miller. I take it back I would like him to sit by me.
My 1975 Datsun I leave to Mr Walter Zoomie. Install the V8 and pick up lots of chics.
My tickets to next years race go to the first person to check my mailbox.
What brought this on you ask?
I can not spin this so here goes. I XR1000 watched a entire episode of Jerry Springer! It was like a train wreck I could not stop.
Forgive me!!!!!!
LPF I still have the Jim Clark road and track.

Kinda kills even the 'sort of' characterization.

[R22]

wow, i didn't know springer was still alive let alone still on tv!! is this some kinda time warp thing?

[Frank Capua]

wow, i didn't know springer was still alive let alone still on tv!! is this some kinda time warp thing?

Yeah... was this on TVland or something?

[Race Dork]

I mean... since you're filling out the paperwork and all....
Anybody got dibs on the Computer? And what kind of DVDs do you have?

[ZOOOM]

Have your friends hide the glock...