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    "Issues"

    The other night at a college age church meeting, someone commented about someone failing to flush the water closet. He said, "We have issues in here!" My response was, "So that is what it is called today." It felt so good talking about a problem class that seems to full of "issues" and trying to keep a straight face. Maybe the coining of a "new meaning" for a word - at least for me. :nono:

    Would toilet paper be come known as "issue tissue?" :withstupi
    Witnessed Mario's "Miracle at Indy"...Watched 3 win their 4th Indy 500...Was there for Petty's 200th win...Saw the last Novi qualify
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    What's a "water closet"?

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    • #3
      Originally posted by speedmonkey
      What's a "water closet"?

      toilet......................

      We have new non water flushless urinals in our church now......................
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      • #4
        Originally posted by dog-ring
        ...We have new non water flushless urinals in our church now......................
        NEW??? Uh, IMS had those for years in the infield - they were called "outhouses".

        roach

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        • #5
          Originally posted by jcroche
          NEW??? Uh, IMS had those for years in the infield - they were called "outhouses".

          roach
          These don't stink.................
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          • #6
            ...I know alot of women with 'issues'.
            ​a bad day at the race track beats a good day at work

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            • #7
              Originally posted by dog-ring
              toilet......................

              We have new non water flushless urinals in our church now......................
              Actually, a water closet is a restroom.

              The toilet is in the water closet.
              Ending a sentence with a preposition is something I will not put up with.

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              • #8
                Water closet is a lot funnier than issues I think.

                Words are cool.
                "When people are forced to remain silent when they are being told the most obvious lies, or even worse when they are forced to repeat the lies themselves, they lose once and for all their sense of probity."

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                • #9
                  Matt Yocum would have to retire from the NASCAR broadcasts if he weren't allowed to use the word.
                  "George Bignotti's Sinmast Wildcat (Designed by Bob Riley); delicately built, carefully prepared and boldly driven by Gordon Johncock." -- Keith Jackson

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Walter Zoomie
                    ...Words are cool.
                    Zoomie - I'm surprised that you, of all people, would say this since everyone knows that "a picture is worth a thousand words", and your pictures are priceless.

                    Jim

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by jcroche
                      Zoomie - I'm surprised that you, of all people, would say this since everyone knows that "a picture is worth a thousand words", and your pictures are priceless.

                      Jim
                      ...I second that.
                      ​a bad day at the race track beats a good day at work

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by speedmonkey
                        What's a "water closet"?

                        Paging Shelley Berman.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Greg828
                          Actually, a water closet is a restroom.

                          The toilet is in the water closet.
                          Nope. The water closet is the toilet. They are commonly abbreviated "WC" on architectural drawings.
                          Davydd (Anglicized Welsh name for David...that's all)
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Davydd
                            Nope. The water closet is the toilet. They are commonly abbreviated "WC" on architectural drawings.

                            You are correct. Here's more than you would ever want to know about water closets.

                            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flush_toilet
                            Some people will do nearly anything in order to be able to not do anything.

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