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  • I think I might be "white trash."

    And I'm not talking about my idea of a good time involving drinking around a burning camper.

    Today for lunch I made myself spamburgers with Cheez Whiz and coleslaw for condiments.
    "I kill for the code to disarm this mess..."

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    I've never had Spam. I don't know why, I guess it was just never in the cabinet.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by speedmonkey
      I've never had Spam. I don't know why, I guess it was just never in the cabinet.

      ....Spam was something that made every camping trip from the time I was 15 until about.....last year!

      Seriously, from my teens to probably late 20's, Spam made up at least one meal (if not several) in a week-end camping trip. A big can of Pork-N-Beans was also customary, but it wasn't for eating. That's another story that involves throwing the can in a fire, jumping over it as it draws close to exploding all the while praying that it doesn't blow when the Ranger is near by!
      ​a bad day at the race track beats a good day at work

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Marc P. Gregoire
        And I'm not talking about my idea of a good time involving drinking around a burning camper.

        Today for lunch I made myself spamburgers with Cheez Whiz and coleslaw for condiments.
        With a tip of the hat to Jeff Foxworthy:

        Are there more cars in your back yard than in your driveway?

        Does your family tree NOT BRANCH?

        Have you ever worn a Lynyrd Skynyrd T-shirt to an important function?

        Do you think that the last line of the Star Spangled Banner is "Gentlemen, start your engines?"

        Have you ever turned a beloved deceased pet into a hat?

        If you have a pantry, does it contain more ammunition than food?

        Do you know the difference between the words "naked" and "nekkid?"
        "Only a fool fights in a burning house."-Kang

        "If you listen to fools....The Maaahhhhb Ruuuules....."-Ronnie James Dio

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        • #5
          There was a fire in an expensive local neighborhood that revealed that rednecks can have money too. A 60-ish y/o lady lived in a $300,000 house with her 35 y/o son & his family. She got drunk & passed out with a cigarette in her hand that set the house on fire. One of their five dogs was killed in the fire.
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          • #6
            Originally posted by Truth Detector
            There was a fire in an expensive local neighborhood that revealed that rednecks can have money too. A 60-ish y/o lady lived in a $300,000 house with her 35 y/o son & his family. She got drunk & passed out with a cigarette in her hand that set the house on fire. One of their five dogs was killed in the fire.
            It's like a country song.
            "I kill for the code to disarm this mess..."

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            • #7
              mmmmm Fried Spam and Potatoes.
              "You see Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care."

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Truth Detector
                There was a fire in an expensive local neighborhood that revealed that rednecks can have money too. A 60-ish y/o lady lived in a $300,000 house with her 35 y/o son & his family. She got drunk & passed out with a cigarette in her hand that set the house on fire. One of their five dogs was killed in the fire.

                But did they find any Spam in the remains of the house?

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                • #9
                  Hell, I know I'm white trash.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Marc P. Gregoire
                    It's like a country song.


                    I just broke a rib.

                    Oh yeah, and Marc not only owes me a laptop, but the beer I was drinking that spilled on said laptop.

                    LMFAO!!
                    ...---...

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Marc P. Gregoire
                      Today for lunch I made myself spamburgers with Cheez Whiz and coleslaw for condiments.
                      That pretty much settles it.
                      If you do what you've always done...

                      you'll get what you've always gotten.

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                      • #12
                        nothing to add, but the thread title cracked me up.
                        http://danwheldon.shutterfly.com/

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                        • #13
                          Sapm is a long time Hawaiian delicacy.
                          "IRL is better at everything except selling themselves." -- Jennifer Floyd Engel, ESPN/103.3 FM

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by SoDak_IndyFan
                            Sapm is a long time Hawaiian delicacy.
                            That is not much of an endorsement. "Poi" is also an Hawaiian specialty, and it is horrible.

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                            • #15
                              I was just imagining an episode of Iron Chef America...
                              "The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
                              ~~Groucho Marx
                              I have the hots for Khaleesi...

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