I think I might be "white trash."

[Marc P. Gregoire]

And I'm not talking about my idea of a good time involving drinking around a burning camper.

Today for lunch I made myself spamburgers with Cheez Whiz and coleslaw for condiments.

[Gomer Simpson]

I've never had Spam. I don't know why, I guess it was just never in the cabinet.

[indyracefan]

I've never had Spam. I don't know why, I guess it was just never in the cabinet.

....Spam was something that made every camping trip from the time I was 15 until about.....last year!

Seriously, from my teens to probably late 20's, Spam made up at least one meal (if not several) in a week-end camping trip. A big can of Pork-N-Beans was also customary, but it wasn't for eating. That's another story that involves throwing the can in a fire, jumping over it as it draws close to exploding all the while praying that it doesn't blow when the Ranger is near by!

[Sea Fury]

And I'm not talking about my idea of a good time involving drinking around a burning camper.

Today for lunch I made myself spamburgers with Cheez Whiz and coleslaw for condiments.

With a tip of the hat to Jeff Foxworthy:

Are there more cars in your back yard than in your driveway?

Does your family tree NOT BRANCH?

Have you ever worn a Lynyrd Skynyrd T-shirt to an important function?

Do you think that the last line of the Star Spangled Banner is "Gentlemen, start your engines?"

Have you ever turned a beloved deceased pet into a hat?

If you have a pantry, does it contain more ammunition than food?

Do you know the difference between the words "naked" and "nekkid?"

[Truth Detector]

There was a fire in an expensive local neighborhood that revealed that rednecks can have money too. A 60-ish y/o lady lived in a $300,000 house with her 35 y/o son & his family. She got drunk & passed out with a cigarette in her hand that set the house on fire. One of their five dogs was killed in the fire.

[Marc P. Gregoire]

There was a fire in an expensive local neighborhood that revealed that rednecks can have money too. A 60-ish y/o lady lived in a $300,000 house with her 35 y/o son & his family. She got drunk & passed out with a cigarette in her hand that set the house on fire. One of their five dogs was killed in the fire.

It's like a country song.

[IlliniRacer]

mmmmm Fried Spam and Potatoes.

[Joe in LA]

There was a fire in an expensive local neighborhood that revealed that rednecks can have money too. A 60-ish y/o lady lived in a $300,000 house with her 35 y/o son & his family. She got drunk & passed out with a cigarette in her hand that set the house on fire. One of their five dogs was killed in the fire.

But did they find any Spam in the remains of the house?

[lutesk]

Hell, I know I'm white trash.

[cheeseczar]

It's like a country song.

I just broke a rib.

Oh yeah, and Marc not only owes me a laptop, but the beer I was drinking that spilled on said laptop.

LMFAO!!

[TxIndyFan]

Today for lunch I made myself spamburgers with Cheez Whiz and coleslaw for condiments.

That pretty much settles it.

[9rows]

nothing to add, but the thread title cracked me up.

[SoDak_IndyFan]

Sapm is a long time Hawaiian delicacy.

[Joe in LA]

Sapm is a long time Hawaiian delicacy.

That is not much of an endorsement. "Poi" is also an Hawaiian specialty, and it is horrible.

[comfortably numb]

I was just imagining an episode of Iron Chef America...