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The Problems With AOWR And Why It Probably Can't Be Saved Except For The 500.

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  • The IndyCar Pessimist's Alphabet (With apologies to everyone)

    The IndyCar Pessimist's Alphabet
    (With apologies to everyone)

    A is Andretti, the ChampCar survivors,
    B is Brazil, with too many drivers.

    C is for ChampCar, which can have no replacing,
    D is for Delta Wing, which would have saved Racing.

    E is for Engine, their choice is quite grating,
    F is for Fans, all fickle and hating.

    G is for George, that most hated rube
    H is for Honda, gone straight down the tube.

    I is for Iowa, an ethanaol fix
    J is for J Stand, all chock-full of hicks.

    K is Kalkhoven, KV Racing a terror,
    L is for Lotus, a foreign-built error.

    M is for Milka, she leaves us all scoffin',
    N is for Nail, deep in IndyCar's coffin.

    O is for Ovals, all stolen by crooks,
    P is for Profits, now open your books.

    Q is for Quit, thanks to my Merger gripes,
    R is for Ride-buys, all foreigner-types.

    S is for Scheckter, making Graham cry,
    T is for TrackForum, you all know why.

    U is for Unser, be it Al, John, or Bob,
    V is for Versus, a terrible job.

    W is Watkins Glen, its loss controversial,
    X is X-Rated, a GoDaddy commercial.

    Y is for Youth, not watching, we're pissed,
    Z is for Zachary, who made this whole list.

    • paper
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      paper commented
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      quite good, but we will save this, is there another choice? we arent even close to 1978.. less than 10 races and dirt cars going 50 mph slower at pocono amidst indycars,

    • AFColt
      #4
      AFColt commented
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      We're going to be fine, I think. I feel good about the direction of the series.

    • PsycoBillyCRX
      #5
      PsycoBillyCRX commented
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      Wow. love it so much I had to share this on that facebook thingie.
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